Friday, May 7, 2010
Single Joke Friday
My dad is 66 and buys his own shoes, but apparently the dad in this story saw a little harder living than mine:
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid: “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Classy, right? :)
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid: “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Classy, right? :)
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